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Add laughs to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Smother” Tea Towel! “Keep your marriage fresh by writing love notes like ‘I considered smothering you with a pillow but didn’t.’” Soft, funny, and gift-ready!
Add a darkly humorous touch to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Smother” Funny Tea Towel! Featuring the cheeky quote: “Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like ‘I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t.’”—this towel is perfect for couples with a twisted sense of humor.
Made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton, it’s both practical and hilarious—ideal for drying dishes, decorating your kitchen, or gifting to your spouse or friends who enjoy a little dark comedy.
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