Bring the laughs to your kitchen or bar with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.” This cheeky towel is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good sense of humor (and maybe a good cocktail, too). Made from soft, absorbent cotton, it’s both practical and entertaining—ideal for gifting, drying dishes, or adding personality to your bar cart.

Features:

• Designed by Drinks On Me
• Phrase: “I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.”
• Made from 100% cotton—soft, durable, and absorbent
• Machine washable
• Perfect for kitchens, bars, or as a funny hostess gift