Bring edgy humor to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Porn” Tea Towel! “When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, ‘I do porn.’” Soft, absorbent, and hilariously risqué!

Keep it real with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “Please, Leave by 9.” Soft, absorbent, and hilarious—perfect for entertaining or gifting your favorite homebody.

Get a laugh with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she hugged me.” Soft, absorbent, and perfect for gifting or home use.

Make guests laugh with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “I’m not an alcoholic... I’m a drunk, we go to parties.” Soft, absorbent, and perfect for kitchens, bars, or gifts.

Get a laugh with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray… now it won’t stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon.”