Drinks On Me “Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen, Moscato Vodka Blitzen” Christmas towel. A funny holiday kitchen towel that adds festive humor to décor or gifting.

Laugh through the chores with the Drinks On Me Funny Kitchen Towel – “I just fired myself from cleaning my house…” Soft, absorbent, and perfect for gifting or home décor.

Drinks On Me “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” Towel. A hilarious, festive kitchen towel perfect for holiday parties, gifting, or adding humor to your Christmas décor. Soft, absorbent, and full of personality.

Keep it funny with the Drinks On Me “Superpower” Tea Towel! “My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn thing you said.” Soft, absorbent, and gift-ready!

Bring humor home with the Drinks On Me “Struggle” Tea Towel! “My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Soft, absorbent, and hilariously relatable!

Add laughs to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Smother” Tea Towel! “Keep your marriage fresh by writing love notes like ‘I considered smothering you with a pillow but didn’t.’” Soft, funny, and gift-ready!

Laugh through your morning with the Drinks On Me “Ran Out of Coffee” Tea Towel! “Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.” Funny, soft, and absorbent!

Laugh through chores with the Drinks On Me “Professional Help” Tea Towel! “I think I may need professional help… A chef, a butler, and a maid should be enough.” Soft, funny, and gift-ready!

Bring edgy humor to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Porn” Tea Towel! “When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, ‘I do porn.’” Soft, absorbent, and hilariously risqué!

Bring laughs to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me “Pissed” Tea Towel! “Wife: ‘I’m Pissed!’ Husband: ‘Again or Still?’” Soft, absorbent, and hilariously relatable!